
Count Draculations!: Monster Riddles compiled by Charles Keller, 1986.
This is one of those themed joke books for kids that has monster and Halloween-themed jokes. The jokes are the basic kid-friendly question-and-response type with lots of puns. There are also some cute black-and-white illustrations.
Some of my favorite jokes:
Why do witches get A’s in school?
Because they are good at spelling.
How do you get into a locked cemetery?
With a skeleton key.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to the psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why did the invisible man go crazy?
Out of sight, out of mind.
