The Three Investigators

The Mystery of the Stuttering Parrot by Robert Arthur, 1964, 1992.
Hector Sebastian, a detective who became a mystery writer, has become a mentor to The Three Investigators, and he has asked them to visit a friend of his, Malcolm Fentriss, who is a Shakespearean actor. Mr. Fentriss has lost his parrot and wants help to find it. That seems simple enough, but there’s far more to it than that. When Jupiter and Pete arrive at his house to talk to him about the case, they hear someone calling for help, and a man wielding an old-fashioned pistol marches them into the house. The boys believe that the man is Mr. Fentriss and tell him that Hector Sebastian sent them to help with his missing parrot. Mr. Fentriss reveals that the pistol is actually a decorative cigarette lighter and says that the whole thing was a test of bravery for them that he dreamed up after Hector Sebastian told him that the boys were coming. Unfortunately, he says that he no longer requires their help to find his parrot because the parrot came back, and that’s who they heard calling for help because he taught his bird to say that.
However, as the boys are leaving, Jupiter suddenly realizes that there’s a problem with the man’s story: there are no telephone wires leading to the house! That means that this house has no telephone, so Hector Sebastian couldn’t have called, that man isn’t the owner of this house, and the real Mr. Fentriss must have been the one who really called for help! (This clue marks this book as being earlier than the late 20th century/early 21st century. When I was a kid, people’s phone landlines were already being buried underground instead of strung overhead, and therefore, wouldn’t be easily seen anyway. In my area in the 1980s and 1990s, only the oldest neighborhoods in town still had overhead wires. With the later advent of cell phones, a person wouldn’t need wires to get phone calls at all.) The boys tell their chauffeur to take them back to the house so they can help Mr. Fentriss, and they see the imposter leaving in his car. They consider trying to follow the imposter, but they decide that they’d better see if Mr. Fentriss is alright instead. They find him tied up, and as they free him, they explain who they are and that Hector Sebastian sent them.
Mr. Fentriss tells them that he still wants their help finding his parrot, who is named Billy Shakespeare, after William Shakespeare. He tried to go to the police, but they didn’t want to help, saying that either his bird just flew away or he was making the whole thing up as a publicity stunt for his acting. According to Mr. Fentriss, his bird quotes from Shakespeare, except that he has a tendency to stutter. Instead of saying, “To be or not to be”, he says, “To-to-to be or not to-to-to be.” Jupiter is intrigued at the idea of a stuttering parrot. Mr. Fentriss tells him that he got the parrot from a mysterious Mexican peddler with a donkey cart because another friend also bought a parrot from the peddler. When this friend hear the other parrot quoting from Shakespeare, she thought the Mr. Fentriss would like him and told the peddler to visit Mr. Fentriss. Mr. Fentriss is also sure that Billy didn’t just fly away because both the bird and his cage are missing. Billy disappeared when he was out for a walk, and there were signs that a car had been at the house while he was gone, so Mr. Fentriss thinks that whoever drove the car took the parrot.
When the boys ask Mr. Fentriss about the man who tied him up, he says that the man called himself Claudius and that he claimed to be from the police at first, asking him questions about the missing parrot. In particular, he wanted to know what the bird said and whether or not he knew of anyone else who had bought a bird from the same peddler. Mr. Fentriss told him the bird’s phrase, leaving out the part about the stutter, and about his friend, also mentioning that the peddler also had another bird, a dark-colored one that didn’t seem well. Claudius seemed familiar with the bird, calling it Blackbeard. Claudius attacked him and tied him up when he started getting suspicious that he wasn’t really from the police and they heard the boys approaching. Jupiter promises that The Three Investigators will do their best to find the parrot.
As the boys leave Mr. Fentriss’s house again, they have a strange encounter with a man who has a French accent and asks them if they are friends of Mr. Fentriss and if there’s any news about Billy. The boys say that the bird is still missing, and the man says that he’s a friend of Mr. Fentriss who was just going to visit him to ask about his bird, but if the bird hasn’t been found yet, he won’t bother Mr. Fentriss after all. Jupiter notices that the man driving the Frenchman’s car has a gun holster.
Jupiter and Pete then go to see Mr. Fentriss’s friend, Irma, to ask her about her parrot, Little Bo-Peep, and discover that her bird is missing, too. From a description that Irma gives them of a man who almost knocked her down with his car when she went out to buy birdseed, it sounds like Little Bo-Peep was stolen by the man they know as Claudius. The boys promise Irma that they’ll find her parrot, too.
When Jupiter and Pete meet up with Bob, who wasn’t with them because he had to go to his part time job at the library, they tell him everything that happened. The boys know that they need to track down Claudius, but how are they going to find him again?
This is the book that introduces Jupiter’s idea of the “ghost-to-ghost hookup” (a play on coast-to-coast hookup, which is a term from early radio and television broadcasting). Basically, each of the Three Investigators calls five different friends, asking them to keep an eye out for Claudius and his distinctive car and also asking them to pass on the message to five other friends. It works almost like a chain letter, except that the message is spread by phone. As friends tell other friends, the message spreads across the city, and The Three Investigators promise a reward to the person who can give them the information they seek.
When someone does finally come to them with information, it turns out to be the young nephew of the peddler. The boys learn that the two missing parrots were actually part of a group of seven owned by a mysterious stranger who is now dead. This mysterious stranger, who called himself Mr. Silver, gave the birds colorful names from history and fiction and taught them to talk. Their messages, when combined, lead to something that Mr. Silver hid.
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