General Butterfingers by John Reynolds Gardiner, 1986.
Years ago, the Spitzers, an elite rescue force in the armed services, saved the life of General Britt. To thank them, he invited the surviving members of the team to live with him in his house, taking care of them until his own death, along with his housekeeper Mrs. Wilson and her son Walter. Walter is a bit of a klutz, so the old men kid him about being a “Butterfingers.” But, Walter likes the old men and admires them.
After the General’s death, the General’s nephew, Ralph, claims his estate as his only living relative. Unlike his uncle, Ralph is mean and selfish and sees the old men as nothing but leeches, using his uncle’s house and money. He fires Mrs. Wilson and tells the old men that they only have a few days to get out of the house. The old men have no other place to go except for the Veterans’ Hospital, and no one likes it there. The men who are currently in the hospital keep hoping that the Spitzers will somehow figure out a way to rescue them.
Mrs. Wilson and Walter talk to a lawyer, but he says that, since the General apparently didn’t leave a will, the estate has to go to his nearest relative, which is Ralph. As far as he’s concerned, there’s nothing they can do about, even though the General made a verbal promise to the men that they could stay in his house for the rest of their lives.
Walter tries to talk to Ralph and appeal to his better nature, but that doesn’t work, either. Ralph has always been a selfish person, disliked even by his own family, and now, he’s bitter about it. He sees Walter’s attempts at kindness just as a ploy to get the house and money and sends him away.
The more he thinks about it, the more Walter’s convinced that the General must have left a will somewhere. When he and the men try to visit the General’s safe deposit box at the bank, they discover that someone using the General’s name visited the box on the day that the General died. Walter realizes that it must have been Ralph. He is convinced that Ralph knew that the General had left a will, but he stole it so that he could claim the General’s estate himself. The question is, how are he and the men going to prove it?
In some ways, you could feel sorry for Ralph, who is a very unhappy person. Because of his meanness and selfishness, his father spent years giving him pretty much anything that he wanted on the condition that he not come around to see him. Ralph is hurt at his family’s avoidance and disdain for him, which is why Walter, at one point, invites him to come for dinner and be their friend. However, Ralph’s motives are always selfish, and that causes him to suspect that the same is true of everyone, so he refuses their kindness. It gives the impression that he’s probably done the same for many others over the years, for the same reasons.
Ralph wanted everyone’s approval, especially his family’s, but because of his self-centered nature, he never had any idea of how to go about earning it. He didn’t know what would matter to others and earn their respect because he was only ever concerned with what mattered to him and what he wanted. At one point, he angrily tells Walter that his uncle was impossible to impress. He once tried proving to him that could fight, thinking that would impress an old soldier. When he further elaborates that his “fight” involved beating up a girl solely to impress his uncle, it leaves little question of why his uncle was unimpressed. So, Ralph was never able to relate to other people and what mattered to them, which is the root of his problems, but still entirely his own fault.
Ralph has stolen his uncle’s will as a last act of revenge, getting the better of his uncle and acquiring all of his uncle’s things because his uncle would never give him his respect. In the end, however, his uncle did outsmart him. Because he didn’t trust his nephew, he left a second will, which is discovered when Walter and the Spitzers stage a last battle against Ralph for their house. But, the General left them more than just the house. It turns out that Ralph, who says that he doesn’t believe in charity, has been living on his uncle’s charity for years. The General’s final legacy allows the Spitzers not only to save themselves but all the other veterans in the hospital as well.
A boy called Nicky and his mother are looking for a new place to live somewhere in New England. The mother wants to buy an old cottage with the idea of turning it into a tea room. At first, they have trouble finding a place, but finally they buy an old house that badly needs fixing up, not knowing that there is an old witch living there.
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