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The Princess of the Fillmore Street School

Olivia Sharp, Agent for Secrets

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The Princess of the Fillmore Street School by Marjorie Weinman Sharmat and Mitchell Sharmat, 1989.

Desiree, who has always been a bit prissy, tells Olivia that she has decided that she wants to be princess of their school. She plans to prove that she is a perfect princess by trying to make all the other kids perfect. She is getting on everyone’s nerves, telling them to stand up straight or that their hair needs to be fixed.

When the others ask Olivia to help, she suggests to Desiree that she concentrate on making improvements to the school itself, but even that causes problems. Eventually, things get to the point where the school’s principal asks for Olivia’s help. Can anything stop the princess of Fillmore Street School before she drives everyone crazy?

Olivia’s solution is partly pointing out to Desiree the effect that she’s having on other people and partly explaining that a school which is already governed by a principal doesn’t also need a princess.  Then, she finds a way to help Desiree to feel like a princess even though she can’t be one.

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General Butterfingers

GeneralButterfingersGeneral Butterfingers by John Reynolds Gardiner, 1986.

Years ago, the Spitzers, an elite rescue force in the armed services, saved the life of General Britt.  To thank them, he invited the surviving members of the team to live with him in his house, taking care of them until his own death, along with his housekeeper Mrs. Wilson and her son Walter.  Walter is a bit of a klutz, so the old men kid him about being a “Butterfingers.”  But, Walter likes the old men and admires them.

After the General’s death, the General’s nephew, Ralph, claims his estate as his only living relative.  Unlike his uncle, Ralph is mean and selfish and sees the old men as nothing but leeches, using his uncle’s house and money.  He fires Mrs. Wilson and tells the old men that they only have a few days to get out of the house.  The old men have no other place to go except for the Veterans’ Hospital, and no one likes it there.  The men who are currently in the hospital keep hoping that the Spitzers will somehow figure out a way to rescue them.

GeneralButterfingersChessMrs. Wilson and Walter talk to a lawyer, but he says that, since the General apparently didn’t leave a will, the estate has to go to his nearest relative, which is Ralph.  As far as he’s concerned, there’s nothing they can do about, even though the General made a verbal promise to the men that they could stay in his house for the rest of their lives.

Walter tries to talk to Ralph and appeal to his better nature, but that doesn’t work, either.  Ralph has always been a selfish person, disliked even by his own family, and now, he’s bitter about it.  He sees Walter’s attempts at kindness just as a ploy to get the house and money and sends him away.

The more he thinks about it, the more Walter’s convinced that the General must have left a will somewhere.  When he and the men try to visit the General’s safe deposit box at the bank, they discover that someone using the General’s name visited the box on the day that the General died.  Walter realizes that it must have been Ralph.  He is convinced that Ralph knew that the General had left a will, but he stole it so that he could claim the General’s estate himself.  The question is, how are he and the men going to prove it?

GeneralButterfingersHospitalIn some ways, you could feel sorry for Ralph, who is a very unhappy person.  Because of his meanness and selfishness, his father spent years giving him pretty much anything that he wanted on the condition that he not come around to see him.  Ralph is hurt at his family’s avoidance and disdain for him, which is why Walter, at one point, invites him to come for dinner and be their friend.  However, Ralph’s motives are always selfish, and that causes him to suspect that the same is true of everyone, so he refuses their kindness.  It gives the impression that he’s probably done the same for many others over the years, for the same reasons.

Ralph wanted everyone’s approval, especially his family’s, but because of his self-centered nature, he never had any idea of how to go about earning it.  He didn’t know what would matter to others and earn their respect because he was only ever concerned with what mattered to him and what he wanted.  At one point, he angrily tells Walter that his uncle was impossible to impress.   He once tried proving to him that could fight, thinking that would impress an old soldier.  When he further elaborates that his “fight” involved beating up a girl solely to impress his uncle, it leaves little question of why his uncle was unimpressed.  So, Ralph was never able to relate to other people and what mattered to them, which is the root of his problems, but still entirely his own fault.

Ralph has stolen his uncle’s will as a last act of revenge, getting the better of his uncle and acquiring all of his uncle’s things because his uncle would never give him his respect.  In the end, however, his uncle did outsmart him.  Because he didn’t trust his nephew, he left a second will, which is discovered when Walter and the Spitzers stage a last battle against Ralph for their house.  But, the General left them more than just the house.  It turns out that Ralph, who says that he doesn’t believe in charity, has been living on his uncle’s charity for years.  The General’s final legacy allows the Spitzers not only to save themselves but all the other veterans in the hospital as well.

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The Egypt Game

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The Egypt Game by Zilpha Keatley Snyder, 1967.

EgyptGameGirlsApril Hall has come to live with her grandmother (the mother of her deceased father) because her actress mother is touring with a band as a singer.  April’s mother isn’t a big star, although April likes to brag about her and their Hollywood life.  Really, her mother is mostly a vocalist who occasionally gets parts as an extra, hoping for that big break.  April is sure that when her mother gets back from her tour, she will send for her, and they will live together in Hollywood again. Although, from the way her grandmother behaves, it seems as though April may have to prepare herself for living with her for the long term.  April resents her grandmother’s apparent belief that her mother has dumped her because she is unwilling or unable to take care of her.

April is homesick and misses her mother.  To hide her feelings, she tries to act grown-up and ultra-sophisticated, which makes most people regard her as a little weird.  In spite of that, she makes friends with a girl named Melanie, who lives in a nearby apartment and sees through April’s act to her insecurity and creative side.  April has never had many friends (partly because of her mother’s chaotic lifestyle), but Melanie appreciates April’s imagination.  The two girls realize that they both like playing games of pretend and they both have a fascination with Ancient Egypt.  They go to the library and read everything they can find about Egypt, and it sparks the best game from pretend they’ve ever played.  Along with a few other friends, they start pretending to be Ancient Egyptians, building their own Egyptian “temple” and holding rituals in the old junk yard behind a nearby antique shop.

On Halloween night, the adults try to keep the children together in groups for safety, but the “Egyptians” sneak off alone to conduct one of their “rituals.”  It’s a dangerous thing to do because a child has been murdered in their area.  A young girl who was apparently abducted was later found dead, and people are frightened that other children could be in danger.  Fortunately, the only thing that happens on Halloween is that the Egyptians recruit a couple of new members when some boys from school find out what they’re doing.

However, the game starts taking on a life of its own when it seems that some other, unknown person has also joined in.  As part of their game, the children make up a new ritual and write messages to their “oracle,” asking questions that they want answered. To their surprise, someone starts writing replies.  Whoever is playing oracle and answering their questions, it doesn’t seem to be a child.

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EgyptGameCostumesThe children are uneasy about this unexpected game player because frightening things are happening in their neighborhood.  The kids wonder if the mysterious messages could be from the crazed killer who murdered the young girl. People have been looking suspiciously at the loner who owns the antique store, an older man who everyone calls the Professor.  However, the kids have become too enmeshed in the Egypt game to give it up in spite of their fears.

When April slips out one night to retrieve a text book she left in “Egypt,” she comes frighteningly close to being the killer’s next victim.

This is a Newbery Honor Book.  It is currently available online through Internet Archive (multiple copies).  There is a sequel called The Gypsy Game.

My Reaction

Although there are mysteries in the story (who killed the girl and who the unknown player of the Egypt game is), the development of the characters, especially April, is really at the heart of the story.  All through the story, what April wants most is for her mother to come for her and take her home again.  April fears that her mother doesn’t love her or want her, and at first, that keeps her from even trying to love the grandmother who took her in and really wants her.  However, she finds comfort when she realizes that she is creating a new life with her grandmother and friends, who really care about her.  Her mother does write to her later about coming to stay for a brief visit with her and her new husband (her acting manager, who she married on short notice without even telling April or inviting her to come to their wedding), but by then, April has started to feel at home in her new home and wants to share Christmas with the people who have been sharing in her life and adventures more than her mother has.  She never even tells her mother about her brush with death.

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The characters in the book are diverse, representing different racial backgrounds, ages, and family situations.  Melanie and her younger brother are African American.  Melanie understands more about human nature and how the world works than April does, partly because her mother talks to her about people and explains things.  Melanie realizes from the way that April behaves and how she doesn’t understand certain things, like the fact that there disturbed, dangerous people in the world, that her mother never really talked to her much or explained things when they were living together.  Melanie helps to ground April’s more flighty, insecure personality.  She joins in her imagination games eagerly, but she also helps to bring April more into sync with reality and other people.

The first new player they add to the game, Elizabeth, is Asian and lives with her widowed mother and other siblings.  Like April, she is a little lonely and looking for new friends in her new home.  Each of the kids, like April, have their own inner lives and personalities.  The Egypt game binds them together and provides them with friendship and insights into their lives.

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The Haunted House

Peanut Butter and Jelly

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#3 The Haunted House by Dorothy Haas, 1988.

PJHauntedHouseCostumesJilly was sick on her birthday and couldn’t have a party, so she and Peanut decide to hold an haunted house party, just for fun and invite all the kids in their class. The girls’ nemesis, Jennifer, and her friends are in another class and won’t be invited to the party, but when they hear about it, they make it a point to tell Peanut and Jilly how childish it sounds.  However, no one else seems to think so, and the girls’ classmates are eager to come.

Peanut has fun making Halloween-themed food, and the girls decorate the fruit cellar in Jilly’s basement as their haunted house. They tell everyone to come in costume, and promise a prize to the person in the best costume.  Peanut also tells everyone to bring un-birthday presents to surprise Jilly and make up for missing her actual birthday.

Everyone is excited about the party, but when it starts, some strange things happen. First, it looks like more people show up than they expected.  Then, a mysterious, glowing ghost comes and tells them the tragic story of his death. What is going on?

This is just a fun book about a group of friends and a fun haunted house party they had together.  It doesn’t actually take place on Halloween (the girls get a fake skeleton on sale that was left over from Halloween), but it makes a nice Halloween-type story.  When I was a kid, I liked reading about the creative ways the girls set up the various surprises in the haunted house: making people crawl through a tunnel they’d made, having a skeleton pop out of a trunk by attaching elastic to it, and using a rubber glove filled with water and frozen as a ghostly hand reaching out to touch people, etc.  They also describe how Peanut made “frogs’ noses” out of shell pasta that was dyed green and covered with salad dressing as scary food for the party guests.

The book is currently available online through Internet Archive.

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The Secret Life of the Underwear Champ

UnderwearChampThe Secret Life of the Underwear Champ by Betty Miles, 1981.

Ten-year-old Larry lives in Connecticut, but one day, while he and his mother are visiting his dentist in New York City, he gets spotted by the Zigmunds.  The Zigmunds own a modeling agency, and they think that Larry will be perfect for a series of tv ads.  At first, Larry is kind of excited about the idea of being on tv and earning extra money (maybe enough to get a new ten-speed bike!) until he realizes what he’s going to be advertising: underwear.

The Zigmunds like Larry because he’s a clean-cut, athletic kid who likes to play baseball, and the advertisements are supposed to feature a family playing sports together . . . in their underwear.  Larry also happens to have red hair, just like the girl already picked to play his sister in the commercials, Suzanne.  Suzanne has been in advertisements many times before, and the idea of advertising underwear doesn’t bother her at all.  The underwear kind of looks like athletic clothes and isn’t really revealing, but it’s still underwear.  Larry goes from feeling proud of his new tv advertising career to hoping that no one at school ever finds out about it.  But, how can Larry even hope for that when his underwear-clad form is going to be displayed on everyone’s tv set?

UnderwearChampPic1Now, Larry is wondering what he’s gotten himself into.  He worries about his filming schedule conflicting with baseball practice and makes up excuses about needing to visit the dentist when he has to film a commercial.  Money or no money, Larry just wishes that his life would return to normal!

After the filming is over, Larry starts to feel better about what he’s accomplished.  He and Suzanne have become friends (and she may possibly be his first girlfriend), and learning about the world of advertising was kind of fun.  But when the commercial actually makes it to tv, and Larry tells his best friend Robert about it, the dreaded teasing starts.

In some ways, Larry’s fears about teasing don’t turn out to be as bad as he fears, although it seems like it at first.  Robert laughs at him when he sees the first commercial and realizes why Larry’s been sneaking around and making excuses, but Larry tells him off for being mean and challenges him to think how he feels about it all.  Robert feels a little bad about laughing but says that he can’t help it and that other kids at school will react the same way.  He’s partly right, but he does help to put a stop to it, and the other kids do calm down.  Larry even enjoys some minor fame because he’s the only one of the kids to have been on tv at all.

There’s a lot of humor in the story, but it’s also surprisingly thoughtful as Larry considers why people find the idea of seeing someone in their underwear so funny.  After all, everyone wears underwear of some kind, even the President of the United States.  It’s a normal part of everyone’s wardrobe and a common part of everyday life.  The other people in the ad don’t act self-conscious while they’re being filmed in their underwear because it’s just part of their job, another part of daily life.  The book doesn’t mention sex, although the “mother” of the family in the ads gets a few whistles when she’s in her underwear, and Larry acknowledges that he and Robert sometimes giggle over advertisements with girls in their underwear.  Larry’s main conclusion is that people laugh about underwear because that’s just not how people normally see each other, so it seems weird.  After everyone has seen the commercial with Larry many times, people get used to the idea and it doesn’t seem so weird, so they get over the “funny” part and stop laughing.  Eventually, the other kids at school stop thinking so much about the underwear and just think it’s kind of cool that Larry was in a commercial.

The book is currently available online through Internet Archive.

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The Best School Year Ever

BestSchoolYearThe Best School Year Every by Barbara Robinson, 1994.

This year at school, Beth’s teacher has assigned everyone a year-long project to think about good points about their classmates, but it’s difficult when one of your classmates is Imogene Herdman.  The Herdmans are generally awful.  They lie, steal, set things on fire, bully other kids, and have been kicked out of almost every building in town for one reason or another.

Mr. Herdman deserted the family years ago, and Mrs. Herdman works long hours at the shoe factory, so the six awful Herman kids are left to do pretty much anything they want most of the time, even if what they want to do is to walk off with Louella’s baby brother Howard and draw pictures on his bald little head and charge other kids a quarter to see the amazing “tattooed baby” like some kind of sideshow freak.  It’s difficult for the adults in town to tell them off because they never listen or punish them because no punishment ever seems to stick.  Mostly, when the Herdmans are around, the adults seem to focus on damage control.

So, Beth struggles to find anything good to say about awful Imogene, the oldest girl in an awful family, but throughout the school year, Beth does begin to notice that Imogene does have other sides to her personality.  The book is more of a collection of short stories about the Herdmans’ various antics and escapades and Imogene’s role in them than one single story as Beth thinks about the things Imogene does.  Imogene can’t really be called “nice,” and she definitely causes her share of chaos, but she does have occasional moments when she’s helpful or does something in the name of justice, like giving her old blanket to Louella’s little brother to replace the one he lost so he wouldn’t be sad.

Some of Beth’s compliments to Imogene at the end are somewhat generic because Beth struggles to get around some of Imogene’s genuinely awful behavior, but when she considers what Imogene’s best trait is, she finds something that really captures Imogene’s spirit, a quality that Imogene genuinely admires and may lead her on to better things in her life.

This is the second book in The Herdmans Series.  The books are funny because of the chaos that the Herdmans cause wherever they go, although you can’t help but feel a little sorry for them at times, too.  It’s part of that awful dilemma when you think that someone deserves a good spanking for what they’ve done but, at the same time, you see that it wasn’t entirely their fault.  While the Herdmans are responsible for the things they do, they’re also victims of neglect.  Their parents aren’t really raising them, and the other adults have mostly given up on them.  They do what they do because they can and because no one is there to make sure that they’re doing the right thing.  No one even really expects them to do the right thing, so if they do something right, it’s completely up to them.

Beth’s observations about Imogene show that there is hope for her.  Imogene has some good traits as well as bad ones, and occasionally, she does do good deeds as well as bad.  Beth realizes that Imogene could do some great things in her life because of her resourcefulness (a quality that Imogene likes when Beth points out that she has it), but she realizes that what Imogene eventually turns out to be is still in her hands, whether she uses her abilities to rob banks or run for President.  Adults will know that Imogene’s reality is likely to be something in the middle, but the point is that Imogene has more good points than it appears at first and more possibilities in her life than just being a trouble-making Herdman.

As in the first book in the series, there is also something of a contrast between Imogene and Beth’s friend Alice.  Alice is the perfect child (at least in her mother’s eyes, and her mother lets everyone know it), but she is also often shallow, bragging up her looks, talents, and perfect behavior to get attention and feel important (which is what Beth thinks is really the best compliment to give Alice because it’s the one she would most value).  When Alice is nice, it’s not so much because she is a nice person as she likes the praise she gets for doing it.  Really, neither Alice nor Imogene are especially nice; they’re just not nice in different ways and for different reasons (although both have good points, too, which is the point of the story).  When Alice gets a compliment, she sees it as merely her due for her perfection, but for Imogene, compliments come as a surprise because she doesn’t hear them much and she knows that she is far from perfect.

The book is currently available online through Internet Archive (multiple copies, actually).

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The Candy Corn Contest

The Kids of the Polk Street School

CandyCornContest#3 The Candy Corn Contest by Patricia Reilly Giff, 1984.

As Ms. Rooney’s class prepares for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, she gives them a contest: students can win the jar of candy corn on her desk if they can guess how many pieces of candy corn are in it (or get the closest to the right answer).  Richard “Beast” Best wants to win very badly because he loves candy corn and his mother never lets him eat many sweets at home.

The only problem is that students can only earn the ability to make guesses by reading books.  They get one guess for each page they read.  Richard has always been a slow reader, so he knows that this contest is going to be hard for him.  One day, while studying the jar of candy corn, trying to plan out his guess to make the best use of it he can, Richard gives in to temptation and eats three pieces.  Now, he doesn’t know what to do.  Ms. Rooney knows exactly how many pieces of candy there were in the jar, and if three are missing, she’ll find out.

CandyCornContestPic2While Richard is worrying over his mistake, he’s also worrying about the sleep-over party his parents are letting him have over the Thanksgiving break.  At first, he was looking forward to it, but some of the other boys in class can’t come and some of those who said they could are concerned because Matthew is coming.  Matthew and Richard are friends, and people in class generally like Matthew, but everyone knows that Matthew still wets the bed.  Some of the other boys are worried that they’ll have to sleep next to Matthew at the sleep-over.  As much as Richard likes Matthew, it feels like his problem is going to ruin the party, and when Matthew is nice to him, it only makes Richard feel worse.

For awhile, Richard is short-tempered with Matthew and says some things that he later regrets.  His mean comments make Matthew decide not to go to his party, but Richard feels terrible because he realizes what Matthew’s friendship really means to him. Richard’s apologies later help to fix the situation.  It also helps that Richard admits to Matthew that he ate three pieces of the candy corn.  Richard’s confession that he did something wrong (more than one thing, actually) and that he wants to fix it helps Matthew to forgive him.  Matthew helps Richard to decide how to solve his candy corn problem honorably, and Matthew’s mother gives Matthew a suggestion that will help him to avoid problems at the sleep-over.

The book is currently available online through Internet Archive.

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Fish Face

The Kids of the Polk Street School

FishFace#2 Fish Face by Patricia Reilly Giff, 1984.

When there’s a new girl in Ms. Rooney’s class, Emily Arrow is happy at first that she’ll be sitting next to her and thinks maybe they’ll be friends.  However, that feeling doesn’t last very long.  Dawn Bosco doesn’t seem interested in making friends.  She doesn’t respond to the compliments that Emily gives her.  Instead, she brags about herself, saying things that Emily learns later aren’t true.  Worst still, she steals Emily’s toy unicorn, Uni.

Uni is Emily’s best friend, and she’s convinced that he brings her good luck.  Without him, everything seems to go wrong.  Emily even has trouble sleeping because she always sleeps with Uni.  When she tries to get Dawn to give Uni back, she denies taking him, but Emily knows that Dawn is hiding him in her pencil box.  She saw him there, but she just can’t get to him.  Will Emily ever get Uni back?

The book is currently available online through Internet Archive.

My Reaction and  Spoilers

FishFacePic1The title of the story comes from the fish faces that Emily was making, imitating the classroom pet fish.  She shows Dawn her fish face when she’s trying to joke with her, but Dawn just thinks it’s weird.  Dawn worries that she’s not making friends, but at the same time, she also seems determined not to like things and people at her new school and stealing Emily’s unicorn and lying about it was a sure way to make her angry.

I didn’t like this book as well as others in the series.  The kids in the series don’t always explain their actions or completely understand them, which is somewhat true to life.  Young children don’t always understand their true feelings or motives because they don’t have the words or the experience to explain what they feel.  However, this book felt more unexplained than normal.

Dawn steals Emily’s toy unicorn just moments after they first meet, while sitting in the desk next to her in their classroom.  Emily doesn’t get help getting her unicorn back right away, and by the time she does, it’s too little help, and Dawn gets away with keeping the unicorn.  We’re supposed to believe that Dawn did it just because she felt awkward in a new place with no friends, but that’s shaky because even a second-grader would know that stealing something isn’t going to win friends.  The kids later find a letter Dawn was writing to a friend at her old school, saying that she’d done something bad but that Emily was mean and that she was upset about not having friends.  So, she understands that she did something wrong, but still thinks Emily is mean for trying to recover her stolen property?  Children can say and do some odd, sometimes contradictory, things, but Dawn’s feelings seem to be all over the place and her character difficult to pin down.

It’s difficult to tell what, if any, lesson to take away from this story.  That if someone steals your stuff, it’s because they’re lonely and you just don’t understand them?  Things partly get resolved because Emily is interrupted in searching for her unicorn and ends up taking Dawn’s reader out of her desk.  Returning the reader seems to be what causes Dawn to have a change of heart, maybe because missing it made her understand Emily’s feelings about the loss of her unicorn, but we never really find out.

Fortunately, Dawn does become a more distinct character in other books, and later, because she wants to be a detective, she gets her own series of mysteries.  One of the mysteries in her spin-off series references this story because something else disappears in class, and Dawn is suspected because people know that she stole something before.  In that book, Dawn has to figure out the mystery in order to clear herself of suspicion.

One thing I did like about this book was that, although losing Uni was very hard for Emily at first, she does come to realize that she can do without him, that he is not her sole source of good luck, and that she can sleep without him at night.  She is pleased when Dawn agrees to give him back, but she does recognize that learning that she can be okay on her own is a sign of growing up.

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The Beast in Ms. Rooney’s Room

The Kids of the Polk Street School

BeastMsRooney#1 The Beast in Ms. Rooney’s Room by Patricia Reilly Giff, 1984.

It’s the start of a new school year, and Richard Best (nicknamed “Beast”) is embarrassed to find himself in Ms. Rooney’s room once again because he was held back a year for his poor reading skills.  Everyone he knows has moved on to the third grade, and he’s still in a second grade class with kids who were first grade babies last year.  He feels awkward, being the tallest, oldest person in class, and kids in his old class tease him and refuse to let him play baseball on the playground with them because he’s a pathetic “left-back.”

At first, Beast tries to pretend that it was all a horrible mistake that will be straightened out soon, but that just makes him feel bad for lying.  The kids who are now in the same class he is, who he still thinks of as “babies,” try to make friends with him, but he doesn’t accept them at first because of his embarrassment at being older and still not as good at reading as some of them are.

BeastMsRooneyPic1However, even though he’s embarrassed at having to attend special reading classes with Mrs. Paris while most of the rest of his class has normal reading, these special classes really help him, not just to improve his reading skills, but to connect with other kids in his new class who have the same reading difficulties he does and who understand how he feels.

Beast discovers that it’s no shame to not know something or to have trouble doing something because everyone has different skills and it can take some people longer to learn certain things than others.  Emily Arrow, the girl who now sits next to him in class is a whiz at math but has as much trouble reading as he does.  Beast learns some new skills from his new, younger classmates and realizes that they’re not really babies.  They also really appreciate him and help him see some of the good things about himself.

The book is currently available online through Internet Archive.

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Fudge-A-Mania

FudgeAManiaFudge-A-Mania by Judy Blume, 1990.

Peter is horrified when he finds out that his family is going to spend their vacation in the same place as bossy know-it-all Sheila Tubman and her family.  Even worse, the two families are going to be staying to be staying right next to each other.  Really right next to each other.  They’re staying in the same house, which has been split into two halves.  As far as Peter is concerned, the only thing that might save his summer is that his friend Jimmy will be coming up to stay with them part of the time.

The arrangement turns out to be a little better than Peter thought it would be at first.  Sheila finds a way to make some extra money by baby-sitting Peter’s five-year-old brother Fudge.  Fudge says at first that he wants to marry Sheila, although it turns out to be mostly because he’s afraid of monsters in his room at night, and he thinks that if he gets married and shares a room with Sheila, it will keep the monsters away.  Then, he decides that marriage may be unnecessary when he makes friends with a little girl named Mitzi, who is staying with her grandparents nearby.  Mitzi’s grandmother makes a special monster spray for her to keep monsters away, so Fudge decides that he might not have to marry Sheila after all.

Peter is happy when he discovers that Mitzi’s grandfather is Big Apfel, his baseball hero, and that he holds baseball games that are open to the public, so he and Jimmy can also play with him.  He also gets a crush on Isobel (“Izzy”), a girl who works at the local library, although Isobel is a few years older than he is.  The baseball game goes well enough, but the crush, not so much.

Then, comes the most shocking news of the summer: Peter’s grandmother and Sheila’s grandfather decide to get married!  If that happens, Peter and Sheila realize that they’ll be related by marriage!

Big Apfel and his granddaughter Mitzi are fictional characters, but the book that Mitzi claims is about her, Tell Me a Mitzi, is a real book.

This book is part of the Fudge Series.  It is available to borrow and read for free online through Internet Archive.