The Trouble with Miss Switch by Barbara Brooks Wallace, 1971.

Rupert is a budding young scientist, just entering the fifth grade, and his new teacher is an unusual woman called Miss Switch. A lot of teachers say they’ve got eyes in the back of their head, but it seems like Miss Switch really does. Right from the first, she seems to know what kids in class are doing when she’s definitely not looking. She even seems able to read minds at times, and when kids act up in class strange things happen. A spit ball thrown by a student ends up coming back and hitting him, and a class bully seems to get stuck while getting a drink from the drinking fountain.

In spite of the strange things that happen around Miss Switch, the kids in class like her, though. She makes their lessons interesting, and their grades improve. She’s also much more fair than most of their other teachers. Other teachers play favorites in class, having “teacher’s pets” or treating the girls much better than the boys, but Miss Switch treats everyone the same. That means, when she’s in a bad mood, everyone suffers, but when she’s happy, everyone benefits. The students appreciate the equality, but Rupert can’t help but wonder how Miss Switch is able to do some of the odd things she does.

Rupert tries to put his scientist’s mind to the question to figure out what’s going on with Miss Switch, and he comes to a startling conclusion: Miss Switch is a witch! Before telling anybody what he suspects, he decides that he has to satisfy himself that this is the case and then discuss it with Miss Switch herself. That would only be fair, and since Miss Switch has been fair with her students, Rupert thinks he should be fair with her. He does some research at the library about witches and plans a midnight excursion to the school to have a look around his classroom for clues. However, when Rupert sneaks into the classroom at night, he is started to find Miss Switch waiting for him.

Miss Switch isn’t angry that Rupert is in the classroom at night. In fact, she was hoping that he would do just that because she needs to talk to him. Miss Switch admits that she is a real witch, but she also tells Rupert that she’s in trouble. The whole world has become more modern, and computer-oriented, and the witches are no exception. They’ve recently started using a special computer to evaluate their performance as witches, and the trouble is that the computer gave Miss Switch a bad grade. It says that she isn’t “original” enough with her magic. The computer assigned her to teach Rupert’s class at school while she’s coming up with ways to make her magic more “original”, but if she can’t find a way to do it, she’ll have to spend the next 150 years sweeping the witches’ mountain with her broom. Miss Switch knows that Rupert has a creative and scientific mind, and she’s hoping that he can help her come up with some ideas.

Rupert’s first idea is for Miss Switch to improve the school’s next football game. The school’s team always loses to their rivals, and the school band is terrible. If Miss Switch can improve the band and make the team win for a change, that would be original. Unfortunately, Miss Switch’s attempt is only half successful. She definitely improves the band, but because she enchanted the number of the school’s quarterback instead of the quarterback himself, the other team also benefits because they have another player with the same number. Miss Switch gets a good rating but an F for successful completion. (Personally, I didn’t think that was fair because she was half successful. I think that should actually give her a C average.)

Meanwhile, Amelia, an old friend and fellow classmate of Rupert, has also figured out that Miss Switch is a witch and confronts Rupert about what he knows. Rupert brings Amelia along to his next meeting with Miss Switch, and she asks them for another idea for original magic. While they’re thinking it over, Rupert suddenly realizes that Miss Switch has already been using her magic in successful and original ways in her role as their teacher. To prove it to the other witches and their computer, Rupert persuades Miss Switch to take him and Amelia to the witches’ mountain on Halloween so he can make his case to the computer itself.

This is the first book in a series about Miss Switch, and it’s available to borrow and read for free online through Internet Archive (multiple copies). There’s also a cartoon movie based on the book that you can see sometimes on YouTube.

My Reaction

I remember both the book and the cartoon movie from when I was a kid! The copy of the book that I have uses a picture from the cartoon on the cover. The cartoon movie is a shorter version of the book, and there were parts of that I remembered better than the book.

I completely forgot the part in the book about Rupert doing experiments on his pets, overfeeding one and underfeeding the other. That sounds cruel, and I’m surprised that his parents knowingly allowed him to do that. Fortunately, when Miss Switch’s magic causes his pets to talk, they tell him how they really feel about his experiments and that he’ll probably kill them if he continues. When Rupert realizes that he’s harming them, he listens to them and stops the experiments.

One of the parts of the book that I remembered the best was the punch cards that they use for the computer. Most kids in the 21st century probably aren’t familiar with punch cards. They were still around when I was a young child in the 1980s, but they were on the way out. My father was a computer programmer, and he told us that punch cards were what he used when he first learned programming. When I was in first grade, we also used some as bookmarks and reading guides (holding them horizontally across the page, just under the line we were currently reading). I have no idea what the punch cards we used as reading guides were originally for. They were just left over from some old project. Even though I never actually used punch cards for their original purpose, I’m still a little nostalgic about them just because they were around when I was young.

I like the part at the end about how Rupert manages to convince both the computer and the other witches of Miss Switch’s original use of magic by simply describing what Miss Switch has done with her magic at school. The idea of a supernatural or magical teacher who uses their abilities to keep order in the class and/or make learning more fun is a great topic for a children’s book, and it’s also explored in other children’s books, such as Vampires Don’t Wear Polka Dots. Kids like stories that combine familiar, ordinary school life with something fantastic.

However, there are parts that I think adults can also appreciate, both because of the nostalgic pieces of the story (like the computer punch cards) and because the computer that the witches use to evaluate their performance seems like the type of performance evaluation that adults encounter in their own jobs. Like some forms of work performance evaluation that are initially touted as “innovative”, this one also proves faulty and unpopular, even among the witches who have been receiving passing grades up to this point. When Rupert accidentally gives the computer a nervous breakdown, many of the witches are actually relieved to be done with it!